Brick Theater. A festival. No more need be said. Of course, there is more to know, but based on what you have just read (to repeat: Brick Theater. A festival.) you should have already bought tickets to every event that you possibly can. Read on for details, so you know what you’ll be seeing (now that you, y’know, have already bought your tickets).
|WE’RE SO EXCITED WE CAN FEEL IT IN OUR ILIOHYPOGASTRIC GANGLIA!
The Most Important Theatre Festival on Earth.
First off, let us once again expound upon the virtues of
THE PRETENTIOUS OPENING CABARET
Friday, June 1
Doors open at 7pm
FREE TO THE MASSES
Featuring representations from the following Pretentious Festival shows:
The Children of Truffaut
Every Play Ever Written
Ian W. Hill’s Hamlet
Macbeth Without Words
The Mercury Menifesto
You’ll be incapable of knowing what hit you.
However, the Cabaret is only the beginning of the weekend grandiosity. Behold the schedule of shows opening over the succeeding days!
FRIDAY JUNE 1
7:00 The Pretentious Opening Cabaret (Free!)
11:00 The Sophisticates (Free!)
SATURDAY JUNE 2
2:30 Dinner at Precisely Eight-Thirteen
5:00 The Sophisticates (Free!)
7:00 This Is the New American Theatre
9:00 Between the Legs of God
SUNDAY JUNE 3
3:00 Dinner at Precisely Eight-Thirteen
5:15 Interview With the Author
7:00 Brick-a-Brac (featuring Mother Is Looking So Well and Un film presomptueux etc and more!)
9:00 The Impending Theatrical Blogging Event (Free!)
Full information on all of these shows, and an astounding plethora besides, can be found at:
Also, visit our Pretentious Festival web log for further exclusivity:
And do you treally think you can get away with nut experiencing
Performances begin June 1, 2007
| The Brick Theater
575 Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg Bklyn
(L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan)
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