As many of you have no doubt heard, we here at The Brick are tired of art. We have decided that toiling in obscurity (in Brooklyn, no less) is no longer worth the effort. And so we’ve hit upon the perfect solution: boobs. Any number of them. Money and violence. Drug binges. Name-dropping. Whatever it takes to prove we’re serious about our lack of substance and to get what we really want: money and fame.
There’s no way to put this delicately: we’re selling out.
Ladies and gentlemen, we’re pleased to announce the big break we’ve been waiting for:
A Commercially Viable, Artistically Void Summer Theater Event
June 2 – July 2, 2006
Full list of shows and information available at
LET THE CASH FLOW COMMENCE!
a couple of titles that look promising:
Greed: A Musical Love Story (Featuring Anna Nicole! James Joyce! Boobs!)
And of course, The Kung Fu Importance of Being Earnest (you were expecting maybe “Hamlet”?).